Today at work we got an e-mail alerting us to the fact that apparently we employ stinky craftsmen:
“Today there will be a couple of craftsmen working upstairs in the mechanical room and they will be making some repairs to the damaged coil in the air handler. The reason for this email is just in case you should smell an odor, don’t be alarmed it is just the craftsman working.” (emphasis mine)
Apparently teenagers spend an hour and 40 minutes a week looking at porn on the Internet. All of you should know that this is preposterous. That should read more like, they spend an hour looking at porn every thirty minutes. I mean, that's what the Internet's for! m i rite?
As you may or may not know, romcoms are one of my guilty pleasures. I also have a massive crush on Zooey Deschanel. That's why I'm posting this preview for [500] Days of Summer -- not only is it a romcom, it has Zooey. It also has a kickass song by The Temper Trap. And it's narrated by Leslie Nielsen! He should do more of that.
“Today there will be a couple of craftsmen working upstairs in the mechanical room and they will be making some repairs to the damaged coil in the air handler. The reason for this email is just in case you should smell an odor, don’t be alarmed it is just the craftsman working.” (emphasis mine)
Apparently teenagers spend an hour and 40 minutes a week looking at porn on the Internet. All of you should know that this is preposterous. That should read more like, they spend an hour looking at porn every thirty minutes. I mean, that's what the Internet's for! m i rite?
As you may or may not know, romcoms are one of my guilty pleasures. I also have a massive crush on Zooey Deschanel. That's why I'm posting this preview for [500] Days of Summer -- not only is it a romcom, it has Zooey. It also has a kickass song by The Temper Trap. And it's narrated by Leslie Nielsen! He should do more of that.
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